Name That McUnionist!

Heres a thought.

Who will be joining the new McUnionist Party? Any names come to mind? I doubt that many of my readers will be signing up. Alan as General Secretary? Mick as Press Officer? Quintin?

So heres the thing. Will any sincere good- hearted liberal unionists, public figures but not currently involved in politics actually sign up? Or Conflict Resolutionists? LetsGetAlongerists? And the Overclass?

I have names in mind. So do you. Should we publicly speculate?  Or should we just write names on a piece of paper and put them ina sealed envelope and when all is revealed at the McUnionist Launch, we can all say I told you so.

The Internet alternative is to send me an email at FitzjamesHorse@aol.com….and I will hold them until the Big Launch.

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The Two Corporals…Guest Post

This is a guest post by Sammy McNally. It deals with the killing of two British Army corporals, who had accidently stumbled into an IRA funeral (British version) or been carrying out surveillance on the funeral (IRA version). Either way, they were spotted, surrounded, disarmed, dragged from their car, beaten and shot and their bodies dumped….all within about ten minutes.

Writing in the Newsletter earlier this year about the Unionist response to  the Corporal Killings Alex Kane said this “I met people – just ordinary middle-of-the-road unionists who spoke – albeit in hushed voices – of the need for loyalist paramilitaries to take the war to the IRA’s front door. There was an anger abroad in the land, a level of anger that I had only sensed once or twice before.”

In his excellent article http://www.newsletter.co.uk/news/brave-corporals-deserve-our-respect-1-4973860 Alex is lifting  the lid on a number  of things – not least just  how close many of those ‘ordinary’ Unionists were to going out and shooting ‘ordinary’ Catholics,  given that, with the exception  of a SF office -  the IRA didn’t have a front door.

There was undoubtedly a deep sense of shame and guilt in the Nationalist community tempered by the  demand that the actions of the ‘lynch mob’ be seen in the context of the circumstances of the day – the man being buried Caoimhín Mac Brádaigh, was in fact a victim of an armed assault on the previous high profile funeral on the Falls Road just 3 days earlier and the Corporals were armed and believed to be about to launch an attack on the funeral goers – and of course they were British soldiers. 

For Nationalists, perspective is required and there is  – mitigation. For Unionists there was simply barbarism. Mitigation and perspective being  commodities that are of course generally reserved for the actions of one’s own tribe.

It seemed inconceivable to many in Britain and Ireland North and South (irrespective of ideology) and no doubt around the world – that the army who were filming it and the RUC who were monitoring it, did not act quicker to save the men’s lives and the fact that the Corporals themselves didn’t fire on their attackers.  

For most people, including SF as evidenced in the statement by Jim McVeigh(Belfast City Council) that irrespective of the reason they arrived there that day – the Corporals were very brave men.  (The RUC men who did arrest two of those responsible apparently acted against orders in intervening).

It also seemed inconceivable that the Corporals blundered into the funeral cortege – a view shared  by Derek Wood(senior) who is not satisfied by the account given by the army. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2294202/SATURDAY-INVESTIGATION-The-lynch-mob-man-God-truth-atrocity-seared-Britains-psyche-.html

And perhaps of all the horrors of the troubles this event was captured the most graphically – and like Alex’s words when speaking about the reaction of Unionists – this event publically  lifted the lid on the seething distrust and potential for naked hatred that exists within Nationalism. 

As a Nationalist myself,  my reflex is for mitigation – but surely there can be absolutely no mitigation for mob rule?We are then just a small step from turning a blind eye  – and then just a further smaller step to justification of the lynch mob.

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McUnionists…To Be Taken Seriously?

There is a part of me that feels I should do the McUnionists…the breakaway liberal unionist party…allegedly started by Basil McCrea and John McCallister….the simple courtesy of taking them seriously.

Alas I feel justified in treating them as a joke because they themselves dont seem to be treating themselves to seriously. It is now months since they announced their new Party and nothing has happened. They dont even have a name. Perhaps a motto “Manana , Manana” (sp) is the Spanish phrase that speaks to their sense of urgency. Yet…someone appears to be poking Basil and John with a big stick. They seem to be going on a charm offensive with our local university Politics Societies. They got a feature on the BBC “The View” and coincidently a longish post on Slugger O’Toole where coincidently a core member of the Slugger team (hi Alan) was on the guest list when they spoke to students at the University of Ulster last week.

Whats going on? I have of course absolutely no idea but that wont stop me speculating. Defectors from the liberal wing of UUP have usually gone to the Alliance Party and there does not appear to be many left to defect. The arrival of a new Party in the so-called “middle ground” is of course good news for people who like that kinda thing but curiously bad news for the Alliance Party.

The Alliance Party is a coalition of liberal unionists and letsgetalongerists (with varying degrees of sincerity) who have labelled themselves as “agnostic” to share the gerrymandered trappings of power. It is therefore damaging to them electorally if they leak votes to a credible liberal unionist Party.

Alliance face a dilemna. If McCrea and McCallister had joined Alliance, like fellow defectors Parsley, Bradshaw and Hamilton…David Ford would introduce them to the media as men of vision….he would of course have to deal with the fall out that Alliance would be less attractive to nationalist voters and would barely be able to hold on to that “agnostic” designation which has served them so well.

McCrea and McCallister seem less willing to give up their overt unionism. If Alliance cant absorb the McUnionists, the only other course is to destroy them.

This makes the official launch extremely interesting. There is nobody left to defect from the Assembly Party…and not much opportunity for serious councillors to jump ship, especially with so many council seats already scheduled to be abolished under re-organisation.

Liberal unionist Trevor Ringland has already declared himself “Conservative”. And not likely that Felicity Huston or Alex Houston will throw their lot in with Basil and John…or maybe it is? And even if the McUnionist Party is a better fit for Ian Parsley, Paula Bradshaw and Harry Hamilton…surely they could not defect from the Alliance Party without looking opportunistic or silly.

So who can they attract as high profile members. They are both MLAs and thats a good start and signing up QUB and UUJ students is useful but they need recognisable people to give the Party substance.

The good folks at Platform for Change is a useful avenue. Signatories include Nuala McKeever and Robin Wilson and a fair share of academics. But ultimately the chattering classes are unlikely to do much more than chatter….or blog. Are we likely to see a high profile blogger or Sluggerite throw his or her weight behind Basil and John?

But WHY the delay? Is it Finance? Are the McUnionists waiting for a grant to be processed by a Foundation or Trust…..”innocent money, chocolate money, Quaker money”. Perhaps the Alliance Party would not like that.

Or are negotiations still ongoing? Is the Alliance Party wooing the McUnionists? A crowded “middle ground” of Alliance, McUnionist, Conservative and Green is a mixed blessing for the chattering classes. I wonder if someone is mediating discussions.

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Famine Memorial Day

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Fontenoy …11th May 1745

Jus for fun.

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Battle of Fontenoy (11th May 1745). Wild Geese Infantry Regiments (Dillon, Roth, Berwick, Clare, Bulkeley & Lally) and Cavalry Regiment (Fitzjames).

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Dream A Little Dream Of Me?

Not feeling too good today. Dentist earlier this week and I am still sore and taking painkillers. And I am sleeping too much. And having weird dreams. Seemingly about the readership of this Blog.

I have just dreamed that I was in a lounge bar in Manchester, wondering if I should ask for the autographs of the 1960s footballers who were there. I was having a pub lunch, when the barman came over and told me that someone in the “other” bar wanted a word with me. He pointed someone out and I said to the barman that I didnt recognise him. The barman said that this guy “reads your blog but he has never made a comment”.

I told the barman that I would have a word with this lurker fella after I had finished my lunch. One of the men in the bar asked me what was wrong and I told him that I write a blog and there is a man in the other bar who reads my blog and wants to talk to me. Then I added “I hope this is.a Provo bar”.

Unfortunately I woke up before discovering he the mystery lurker was. He looked a bit weird…thin, curly hair, glasses and looked very intense. If you recognise yourself from this description, please identify yourself. Set my mind at ease.

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Czar Of Russia Merchandising Range

image Owing to the world-wide success of “Keeping An Eye on the Czar of Russia”, I am now a global brand. The first item available to fans is appropriately a mouse pad. These will soon be available in all branches of Tesco (and mail order thru Tesco Extra). An American distributor will be announced shortly.

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