So this is a bit awkward.
A Telephone Opinion Poll:
What council area do you live in? Well that was easy. Lets have question #2.
And your age? 60… Next question. This is going well.
Im sorry sir…we have already our quota of over 55s in your council area.
Well damn….but just for the record. SDLP number one. Sinn Fein number two. Dont even mention Alliance in my presence.