Delighted as I am to see the Alliance Party skulk about in my street under the cover of darkness, I cant help notice that they refer to this place as “our area” but nobody here has ever seen an Alliance Party member…ever.
“Are there problems with dog fouling in our (sic) area”?
Absolutely not. FitzjamesDog (Smokey) is a very large labrador and has absolutely no problem with toilet arrangements.
Unfortunately he is a large dog and I am a 61 year old man.
Lifting him off the ground and pointing his arse in the general direction of the “dog poop box” is causing me some difficulty.
I would consider it a great favour if the Alliance Party could arrange to have one of these boxes relocated at ground level.