Tag Archives: Monarchy

The Grand Old Duke of York?

It is a bit tangled isn’t it. I am not addressing the Epstein case (will do it later in the week when I buy some vitriol in the computer shop). But if you attack the Monarchy, its defenders say “ah … Continue reading

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GAWD Bless You Mrs Windsor

It would be churlish not to mention that “Queen Elizabeth of England” is now the longest reigning monarch in English History. I doff my cap in admiration. Some might say she is a “welfare scrounger” but she seems harmless enough … Continue reading

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The “Queen”…Nazi?

Buchanan Street Bus Station on Saturday. I bought the “Scottish Sun”. Seven full pages …exclusive. A video exists of Mrs Windsor performing a Nazi salute. Well, it would be a constitutional crisis if “The Queen” performed a Nazi Salute in … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Woman Has Baby!

Thank GOD I am a Republican. So a baby girl is born …a princess…no less. Just in time for so-called journalists to fill the Sunday papers with complete and utter shite. I think I will stay in bed all day … Continue reading

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“A Tweet, A Tweet….My Kingdom For A Tweet”

So it turns out that “King Richard III” last seen alive in 1485 is ….dead. This qualifies as News. I am a Republican and I dont understand Monarchy. Clearly, the body found buried in a car park in the city … Continue reading

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Randy Andy?

Whats all this about “Prince” Andrew of the British Royal Family being mentioned in New York Law Courts. Something about him and an “underage sex slave”. It sounds like the kinda thing we read about on Slugger O’Toole. Those guys … Continue reading

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Not The Nine O’Clock News: Woman Has Baby!

So congratulations to the happy couple. I think as a republican I can actually say that without doffing my cap and tugging my forelock. It is ridiculous of course that the British Head of State is decided this way. That … Continue reading

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The British “New Years Honours” Explained

Those dull days between Christmas and New Year can be brightened by idle speculation on the New Years Honours List. Twice a year…….on her “official” birthday and New Year the “Queen” awards honours to her subjects. Of course these “honours” … Continue reading

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